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July 20th, 2010
MLB Team Tool Bag Store and carry all of your important tools in this New York Mets MLB team Tool Bag by Fantasia. The commercial-grade Team Tool Bag is made of heavy duty 600D material and has 6 outer hook-and-loop …
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May 17th, 2010
I am a taxi driver and I use my Kindle quite frequently when on a break or driving on an especially straight road, my favorite books are weepy stories of empowering women in the Middle East. Needless to say the Kindle has been an essiential item in my daily life.
One night however I learned the true importance of my kindle while working in Manhattan. It was around 10:00pm and I was driving a street looking for clients and getting sucked into yet another heartbreaking tale of a young woman hitting puberty in the desert. Out of nowhere a Ferrari comes around the corner and hits me head on, now I realize that since I was in their lane I should share some blame but what happens next is out of my hands. Instead of the car stopping and getting out to assess the damage it tries to continue on its path, which I have now inconveniently blocked. Next I hear gunshots and the windsheilds in both of our cars are shattered. Now I can see that it is a couple that slightly resemble Steve Carell and Tina Fey. They looked scared and try to back up, this is futile as our cars are now attached and inseparable, after several tries to no avail they decide to take me with them, wherever that might be. They accelerate and start to make my cab move whence I realize I have been stapping on the brake, which I stop immediately, expediating their process of excape. We travel down streets and downa alleys, still being pursued I assume. By now I have wet my pants and been praying for my life. The husband of the couple crawls out of his windsheild and into my car to take over driving and the couple are now working together to speed through red lights and weave in and out of traffic. Up ahead we see a police road block and as we approach I see the couple really has no idea what they are doing. Thinking fast I remember a time when I myself was being chased by police in one of my past occupations and had to escape. I use my leadership to direct the couple to break and accelerate when I tell them too
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